Old timer

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sullijr, Aug 12, 2009.

  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    An elderly gentleman and his wife were invited to their friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way the host preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The host couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

    While the wives were in the kitchen, the old man leaned over to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife all those loving pet names'.

    The host hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is
     
  2. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    That is really funny.
     

  3. old_heli_logger

    old_heli_logger Well-Known Member

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    Haaaahaaaahhaaaaaa! <as he wipes snot off his monitor>...That's a good one!