Old Folks Texting short cuts.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by royinidaho, Mar 3, 2014.

  1. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    I qualify for this stuff. . .
     

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  2. WyoElk2Hunt

    WyoElk2Hunt Well-Known Member

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    I too can relate to this code system.:D
     

  3. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

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    BYOT ...gotta love it!
     
  4. dogdinger

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    dang auto correct....

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:


    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

    In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest

    apology with my promise that it won't happen again.


    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


    A few moments later, a second text came in:



    Damn - autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife"