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<blockquote data-quote="scope-eye" data-source="post: 2197756" data-attributes="member: 21274"><p>I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?</p><p></p><p>Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how you get back up.</p><p>Cop: That's not how this sobriety test works.</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother-in-law,</p><p>Stop telling me how to raise my kids, I live with one of yours and I've seen your work.</p><p></p><p>When you actually do the arithmetic, a ton of people is really only about 10 guys</p><p></p><p>Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.</p><p></p><p>For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.</p><p></p><p>Dean</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scope-eye, post: 2197756, member: 21274"] I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket? Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how you get back up. Cop: That's not how this sobriety test works. Dear Mother-in-law, Stop telling me how to raise my kids, I live with one of yours and I've seen your work. When you actually do the arithmetic, a ton of people is really only about 10 guys Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Dean [/QUOTE]
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