Montana dept of employment

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  1. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Subject: MONTANA DEPT OF EMPLOYMENT

    The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a
    small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
    to investigate him.

    AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

    RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand that has been with me for 3 years. I
    pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
    challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all
    the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
    board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope
    with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

    AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

    RANCHER: That would be me.

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  2. emn83

    emn83 Well-Known Member

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    ROFL...That is awesome
     

  3. Mike 338

    Mike 338 Well-Known Member

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    That's the best!
     
  4. porkchop401

    porkchop401 Well-Known Member

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    Hell , it's my life story!!!! lmao:D
     
  5. Topgun 30-06

    Topgun 30-06 Well-Known Member

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    Now that is funny and I don't care who you are, LOL!!!