Martyr

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  1. pinshootr

    pinshootr Well-Known Member

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    Subject: Martyr


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    Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting
    over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls
    out her bag and starts flipping through a
    photo album and reminiscing??. "This is my oldest
    son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."
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    The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
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    Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
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    "Oh, so sad my dear."
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    Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second
    son, Kalid. He would be 21."
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    "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he
    was born."
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    Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
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    "Oh gracious me," says the second mother.
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    "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He
    would be 18". Mom whispers.
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    "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember
    when he first started school."
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    "He's a martyr also," Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
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    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim
    mother looks wistfully at the photos and says...........
    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Not fast enough it seems.
     

  3. Wile E Coyote

    Wile E Coyote Well-Known Member

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    I'll second that!
     
  4. MudRunner2005

    MudRunner2005 Well-Known Member

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    Word!!!