Little Brad

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 1kstr, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. 1kstr

    1kstr Well-Known Member

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    Brad, do you have a story to share?"
    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Betty. She was a pilot
    in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
    survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
    break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
    troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
    bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
    then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
    "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. " What kind of moral did your
    daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

    "Stay the heck away from Aunt Betty when she's drinking!"
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    I liked this one