Discussion in 'Humor' started by magicofmt, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. magicofmt

    magicofmt Well-Known Member

    May 9, 2005
    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown
    Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly
    a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
    happened, what's the hold up?'

    'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie
    O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are
    asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
    going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
    fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a

    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

    'About a gallon.'