Leno, Letterman. Kimmel abuse our poor president

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 30-338, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. 30-338

    30-338 Well-Known Member

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .and
    think 25 to life would be appropriate. Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
    it. Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser. Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
    society. The other is for housing prisoners. Dave Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
    ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America! Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers"
    program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Dave
    Letterman
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Thats pretty accurate,...and funny. So why the purple sad face in the title?
     

  3. 30-338

    30-338 Well-Known Member

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    I am sooooo sad that our poor president is getting ridiculed! "Can't we all just get along?" to quote Rodney King. I mean, what's the poor man done except drag the greatest country ever into a socialist nightmare of unsustainable debt and ever decreasing freedom? Give the guy a break!:rolleyes:
     
  4. tjbill

    tjbill Well-Known Member

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    It's funny because it's true!!!