latest hunting gimmic tool thingy-well see for yourself

Discussion in 'Long Range Hunting & Shooting' started by frequent misser, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. frequent misser

    frequent misser Well-Known Member

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  2. RBrowning

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    My boss has one of these. It ain't fun! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     

  3. Dave King

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    Saw a booth for this at the Shot Show. I have no use for such a gadget as I'm not a squimish fella. I use the core - pull - tie and pull back through the pelvis from the front method.

    Next thing we'll see is gutting directions that start out with the words.... EEEwwwwww and/or "that's gross".
     
  4. davewilson

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    looks like it could turn a fellow into a soprano real quick!
     
  5. Festus

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    I thought those were just for liberals and maybe bin laden if we ever catch him. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
  6. davewilson

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    the "liberal hand crank" i like that!
     
  7. frequent misser

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    thats good stuff. Some of these replies are even funnier than the original cartoon how to.
     
  8. ELZWizz68

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    That was very funny indeed, for some strange reason it reminded me of what a vasectomy feels like.... I think that the doc I used had the same tool, he was just using it in a (slightly) different area!

    Now if that does not make you laugh (and then pucker up and wince) then you don't know what I am talking about!

    EZ
     
  9. 4ked Horn

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    I don't know. How do I explain to my 7 year old hunting partner what it is used for? "Well son, see this end? Well ya jab it into Mr. Deers bean chute, spin it like a fork in a pile of spaghetti and pull. When the colon is fully prolapsed we cut it and throw a zip-tie around it to keep more beans from spilling. Mr. Deer will look like he has a smooth tail and a furry one until we gut him and pull the smooth tail back through."

    I don't think that will work. Or even worse, what if my hunting buddies see this thing in the gear bag. I can hear it now.
    "Hey Joe, what you doing with a tent stake puller in your bag?"
    "That ain't a stake puller. It's for tying off a deers drain pipe."
    "What??!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
    "Yeah, you know, you stuff it against the tide and twist. Then you pull out the pink and tie it off. Works great."
    "Um Joe, I think we need to talk about the type of hunting videos you have been watching. In the mean time I'm going to hold on to this thingy 'till we get back and you have a chance to rest and think about... well,things."

    Not quite sure I'm ready for this hunting tool.
     
  10. 41mag

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    DANG It 4ked, I just spit my coffee all over the floor, and my back WAS doin better.

    Dang it hurts to laugh that hard right now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

    Yea, I can surly visualize that thing being used, and I don't think that anyone should pull that out in any of the camps I have been in. There would definately be some eyebrows and questions of charactor raised.

    damn it hurts to think about it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif (just don't laugh, and you'll be fine), Oh dang can't stop. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
     
  11. 4ked Horn

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    I'm glad you spit out the coffee. I did the same thing to my mom and dad on two seperate occasions and they didn't spit out their coffee. They almost choked to death. Mom said she breathed her coffee in the wrong pipe and couldn't cough or inhale. Almost passed out in the Red Lion lobby waiting for Sunday brunch. Dad was in the kitchen and finally coughed hard enough to clear his airway. Now I have to wait 'till they swallow their coffee before I say something funny.

    True story.
     
  12. 41mag

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    Sneezin or Coughing

    Right now, sneezing or coughing are on my list of things I hope not to encounter. Might as well take a kidney punch from George Forman, most likly have the same end results. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  13. royinidaho

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    So THAT'S why they put me out for that colonoscopy.........
     
  14. MagMan

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    I just checked out their homepage deer-e-ere. The way they have that thing twirling around is funny enough.
    I want to call it the "BUTT DART". They also say it can be used on similar sized game. (so squirrels are out of the question)?

    Roy, So instead of buying you diner and drinks they made you starve and knocked you out?