I don't know. How do I explain to my 7 year old hunting partner what it is used for? "Well son, see this end? Well ya jab it into Mr. Deers bean chute, spin it like a fork in a pile of spaghetti and pull. When the colon is fully prolapsed we cut it and throw a zip-tie around it to keep more beans from spilling. Mr. Deer will look like he has a smooth tail and a furry one until we gut him and pull the smooth tail back through."
I don't think that will work. Or even worse, what if my hunting buddies see this thing in the gear bag. I can hear it now.
"Hey Joe, what you doing with a tent stake puller in your bag?"
"That ain't a stake puller. It's for tying off a deers drain pipe."
"What??!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
"Yeah, you know, you stuff it against the tide and twist. Then you pull out the pink and tie it off. Works great."
"Um Joe, I think we need to talk about the type of hunting videos you have been watching. In the mean time I'm going to hold on to this thingy 'till we get back and you have a chance to rest and think about... well,things."
Not quite sure I'm ready for this hunting tool.
