It's Half the Price!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by telkev, May 26, 2008.

  1. telkev

    telkev Active Member

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    It's Half the Price !

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    A Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway when the man picks up a
    > dozen Bud Lite and sticks it into the cart. "What do you think
    > you're doing?" asks the wife.
    >
    > "They're on special -- only $10 for 12 cans," he says.
    > "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry
    > on shopping.
    >
    > A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
    > sticks it into the cart.
    > "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
    >
    > "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
    >
    > The man replies, "So does 12 cans of Bud Lite, AND IT'S HALF THE
    > PRICE!"