Is this love or what?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by FEENIX, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you.

    The husband texted back:

    I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
     
  2. Creedmoor shooter

    Creedmoor shooter Well-Known Member

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    OMW thats funny!
     

  3. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

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    That was>>>>>.......unexpected!