I'm In The Hospital

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jwp475, Nov 16, 2007.

  1. jwp475

    jwp475 Well-Known Member

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    I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

    Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

    Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

    Recalling some long ago Parochial School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

    Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"
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    I Won't be in Church this week!!
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  2. winmagman

    winmagman Well-Known Member

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    Something must be wrong with me 'cause somehow I think it just might have been worth it.:eek::eek:

    Chris
     

  3. Bravo 4

    Bravo 4 Well-Known Member

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    That makes me want to put on my Happy Sock!
     
  4. James H

    James H Well-Known Member

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    I just want to know one thing.
    Are you bragging or complaining. :D
    I been to town twice and one county fair and I ain't never seen nothing like that.:)
    James
     
  5. HeskethPritchard

    HeskethPritchard Well-Known Member

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    An let that be a lesson to yer' the next time you wanna grope my missus you'll be dealin with me!!!!! :D:D:D:p
     
  6. jwp475

    jwp475 Well-Known Member

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    It was worth the pain...........[​IMG]
     
  7. HeskethPritchard

    HeskethPritchard Well-Known Member

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    LOL with you jwp457

    Happy Thanksgiving
     
  8. dwm

    dwm Well-Known Member

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    I think that has to be the best fitting pair of jeans I have ever seen!