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<blockquote data-quote="scope-eye" data-source="post: 2205649" data-attributes="member: 21274"><p>An elderly couple finally learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was no-nonsense.</p><p></p><p>One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.</p><p></p><p>If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.</p><p></p><p>The husband texted back to her:</p><p></p><p>I'm on the toilet. Please advise</p><p></p><p>The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?"</p><p>Without missing a beat little Johnny says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician.</p><p>The pastor is still laughing.</p><p></p><p>Dean</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scope-eye, post: 2205649, member: 21274"] An elderly couple finally learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was no-nonsense. One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband texted back to her: I'm on the toilet. Please advise The minister started his Children’s Sermon with a question, “Who knows what a Resurrection is?” Without missing a beat little Johnny says, “If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician. The pastor is still laughing. Dean [LIST] [*] [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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