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<blockquote data-quote="FEENIX" data-source="post: 994121" data-attributes="member: 14204"><p>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">A group of women were at a seminar discussing how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">All the women raised their hands. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Here are some of the husband replies: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">1. Who the hell is this? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up?? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">5. I don't understand what you mean? </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">6. What on earth did you do now? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">7. ?!? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">9. Am I dreaming? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? </span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FEENIX, post: 994121, member: 14204"] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=2][COLOR=midnightblue] A group of women were at a seminar discussing how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response. Here are some of the husband replies: 1. Who the hell is this? 2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up?? 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What on earth did you do now? 7. ?!? 8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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