I hope this isnt to much

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Idaho_Elk_Huntr, Sep 8, 2007.

  1. Idaho_Elk_Huntr

    Idaho_Elk_Huntr Well-Known Member

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    One day, while in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
    sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only ten dollars. A lot cheaper than seeing
    a doctor."
    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
    sample. He pours the sample into the receptacle and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
    activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample
    from himself for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints the following:
    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART
     
  2. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    Now thats funny I dont care what any one says.

    J E CUSTOM
     

  3. jwp475

    jwp475 Well-Known Member

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    That is funny,now I don't care who you are..........[​IMG]
     
  4. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Worth moving up!
     
  5. Dick Tinsley

    Dick Tinsley Well-Known Member

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    If you don't think that's funny, something is wrong with ya!!

    DT
     
  6. jfseaman

    jfseaman Well-Known Member

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    Which store has this machine?

    I'm gassin up the truck now.
     
  7. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Some people just don't read the entire thread....WALMART!....ROFL

    Packrat!
     
  8. jfseaman

    jfseaman Well-Known Member

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    Which Walmart. I checked my local........

    Even my snooty wife laughed.
     
  9. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Can't help you there, I've never needed the machine, so never looked for it. :D

    Good Luck!

    Packrat
     
  10. mountainman56

    mountainman56 Well-Known Member

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    LOL! I thought it was funny...........my wife gave me the old "high brow". Maybe it's gender specific. :D:D:D