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<blockquote data-quote="martyj" data-source="post: 1238713" data-attributes="member: 24967"><div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Very good![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japs."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The teacher fainted.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span>[/FONT]</div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></div><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Hillary Clinton gets elected."[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="martyj, post: 1238713, member: 24967"] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]"Very good![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]"Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japs."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]"Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]The teacher fainted.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="]As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT="] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Hillary Clinton gets elected."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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