How Smart are you ?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, May 17, 2008.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    "Questions for our esteemed academicians! An easy Test!"

    See, what your answers will be!
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    >> WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ>>>> (Passing requires 4 correct answers)
    1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?>>>>

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?>>>>

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?>>>>

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?>>>>

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?>>>>

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?>>>>

    7) What was King George VI's first name?>>>>>>

    8) What colour is a purple finch?>>>>>>

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?>>>>>>

    10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?>>>>>>
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    Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.>>>>>>

    Check your answers below .>>>>>>>> ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ>>>>>>
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    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years>>>>
    2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador>>>>
    3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses>>>>
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?>> November>>>>
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur>>>>>>
    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?>> Dogs>>>>
    7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert>>>>
    8) What colour is a purple finch? Crimson>>>>
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand>>>>
    10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial>> airplane? Orange (of course)>>>> What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.>>>>
    (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)>>>>