How bad changes are made lol (How Stuff Happens)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by bowhunthard, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. bowhunthard

    bowhunthard Well-Known Member

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    In the beginning was the Plan.

    And then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    And they spoke among themselves, saying,
    "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks."

    And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
    said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with
    the smell."

    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers,
    saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is
    very strong, such that none may abide by it."

    And the Managers went unto their Directors,
    saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may
    abide its strength."

    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying
    to one another, "It contains that which aids plant
    growth, and it is very strong."

    And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents,
    saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is
    very powerful."

    And the Vice Presidents went to the President,
    saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote
    the growth and vigor of the company with very
    powerful effects."

    And the President looked upon the Plan and saw
    that it was good. And the Plan became Policy.

    And this is how sh*t happens.
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Sooooo true!!!!!!!!!:d
     

  3. bowhunthard

    bowhunthard Well-Known Member

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    I thought it rang home :D.
     
  4. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    Good one!!!
    Very true.