Herman

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Bowhunter57, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. Bowhunter57

    Bowhunter57 Well-Known Member

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    ‎51 years ago Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

    On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb.
    That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off his hair.

    On the 2nd day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
    That afternoon the Army dentist yanked 7 of his teeth.

    On the 3rd day the Army issued him a jock strap.
    The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
     
  2. Villreinjeger

    Villreinjeger Well-Known Member

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    What is a jock strap?

    I'm not familiar with the word - however I suppose it has something to do with something you really don't want to loose...;)
     

  3. HARPERC

    HARPERC Well-Known Member

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    Now that's funny.
     
  4. Villreinjeger

    Villreinjeger Well-Known Member

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    Haha.. Have only had a few years of Oxford english in school over here, so have probably missed out on a few slang words..