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<blockquote data-quote="royinidaho" data-source="post: 187828" data-attributes="member: 2011"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>goes over to the counter.</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>reel?"</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>on sale t his week for only $20.00."</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>credit card drops on the floor.</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>was the only person around.</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em></em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call</em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><em><em>is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."</em></em></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="royinidaho, post: 187828, member: 2011"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [I][I]A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale t his week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."[/I][/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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