Grandpas Revenge

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  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    I.R.S. Audits Grandpa

    The I.R.S. decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the I.R.S. office.

    The I.R.S. auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

    The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
    full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

    I'm not sure the I.R.S. finds that believable.'
    I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
    The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

    Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
    The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet..'
    Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.

    The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
    other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

    Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

    The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with

    Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.


    'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand
    dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket
    on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

    The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could
    possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

    Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't
    make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates
    all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just
    turned a major loss into a huge win.


    But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
    'Are you okay?' the auditor asks. 'Not really,' says the attorney.

    'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars

    that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

    I keep telling you!

    Don't Mess with Old People!!
     
  2. MN Hunter

    MN Hunter Well-Known Member

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    Now that's funny
     

  3. Russ M

    Russ M Well-Known Member

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    that is amazing. that one is going to get shared a lot, thank you
     
  4. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Thats one was good!:D
     
  5. bigbuck

    bigbuck Well-Known Member

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    HA HA HAAA Boy thats a good one !!! HE HEE