A man & woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant, Their waitress,
taking another order at a table a few steps away suddenly noticed that the
man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman
acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me madam,
but I think your husband "just slid under the table"
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't he's just walked
in the door /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
taking another order at a table a few steps away suddenly noticed that the
man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman
acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me madam,
but I think your husband "just slid under the table"
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't he's just walked
in the door /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
