Golfers

Discussion in 'Humor' started by specweldtom, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    A lone golfer was about to tee off when a guy walked up and asked if he could play the course with him. The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but that it would be alright this time. After 2 holes, the second guy said that since they appeared to be evenly matched, why not play the rest of the course for $10 a hole. The first golfer said that he shouldn't gamble, but that it would make it more entertaining, so he agreed to the bet. The second guy won all 16 remaining holes. Walking off the 18th, counting his $160 winnings, he boasted that he was the pro at another course, and really enjoyed hustling suckers. The first guy then confided that he was the parish priest. Suddenly nervous and apologetic, the hustler offered to return his winnings, and asked if there was something he could do to make amends. The priest said that he knew better than to bet and that the guy should keep the money. He then said, if you will come to Mass on Sunday, you could bring your parents with you and I will marry them.

    Tom