The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open. His assistant walked up to him and asked, This morning when you left the house, did you close your garage door? The boss told her that he new he'd closed it, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paper work, he suddenly noticed his fly was open,and zipped it up.Then he under stood his assistant's question about his 'Garage Door'. So he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,'When my garage door was,did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She just smiled and said, 'No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.'