Garage Door

Discussion in 'Humor' started by J E Custom, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that
    his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open.

    His assistant walked up to him and asked, This morning when
    you left the house, did you close your garage door? The boss
    told her that he new he'd closed it, and walked into his office
    puzzled by the question.

    As he finished his paper work, he suddenly noticed his fly was
    open,and zipped it up.Then he under stood his assistant's
    question about his 'Garage Door'.

    So he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk
    to ask,'When my garage door was,did you see my Hummer
    parked in there?'

    She just smiled and said, 'No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini
    van with two flat tires.'