Feathers

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    > A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the
    > significance of the varied number
    > of feathers in the head-dresses.
    >
    > "Feathers show number of sexual partners" the cheif replied.
    >
    > Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one
    > feather"
    >
    > "Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."
    >
    > The reporter looked at the Cheif's head-dress.
    > "But you have so MANY feathers !!!!!"
    >
    > The Chief proudly slapped his chest.
    > "Me Chief. Sleep with ALL women. Big, small, fat, tall."
    >
    > Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung !!"
    >
    > The Chief said, "Damn RIGHT ! Me hung big, like buffalo, long like
    > snake."
    >
    > The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
    >
    > To which the Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style,
    > ANY-style."
    >
    > The shocked reporter cried, "OH, DEAR!!!"
    >
    > "No deer" said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast."
    >
    >
    ."