Utah Division of Wildlife Resources Maybe they are Republicans. If I fall over dead tomorrow, I will be happy with my life and the work I have done. I love fighting for the underdog and beating long odds. We were laughing at dinner tonight that the last two corn cob holders that my wife brought to the marriage 33 years ago were still working. Being liberal treehuggers naturally, I did the cooking. It is funny, but I must be going blind because I do not see a 60 year old woman sitting across the table from me. She still looks 25. Maye we are condors.