Failure to communicate

specweldtom

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Over 200 dead crows littered I-10 near Orange, Texas. State biologists and PETA scientists spent hundreds of hours performing post mortem examinations on the crows. They were concerned about a possible outbreak of avian flu. They were relieved to conclude that all the birds were road kill. 98% had been killed by trucks, and 2% by cars. They brought in a respected ornithological behaviorist to try to determine how such a disparate number was possible. He concluded that when crows feed on carrion on the highway, they always post a lookout. Turns out that the lookout crow could say "cah", but couldn't say "truck".

Tom
 
Not many jokes make me laugh out loud when I'm alone, but this one surely did. Thanks
 
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