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Discussion in 'Humor' started by bigbuck, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. bigbuck

    bigbuck Well-Known Member

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    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:


    Teacher:Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    Tommy: Yes.

    Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    Tommy: Yes.

    Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    Tommy: O.K. (He returned a moment later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    Teacher: Did you see God?

    Tommy: No.

    Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.

    A little girl raised her hand and asked if she could ask the boy some questions too. The teacher nodded her head.

    Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    Tommy: Yes.

    Little Girl: Did you see the sky outside?

    Tommy: Yes.

    Little Girl: Do you see the teacher?

    Tommy: Yes.

    Little Girl: Do you see her brain?

    Tommy: No.

    Little Girl: That's MY point. Does that mean that if we can't see it, it isn't there?
     
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  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Great analagy! :)
     

  3. bigbuck

    bigbuck Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Glad you liked it . I copied it out of my church flyer that was handed out last sunday.
     
  4. bigngreen

    bigngreen Well-Known Member

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    That's funny there!!!
     
  5. bigbuck

    bigbuck Well-Known Member

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    +1 It takes a whole lot more faith to believe "evolution" than it does to believe that their is a God ! I feel like the analogy was very simple, one could say " right down on the bottom of the shelf were the little bitty children of God could pick it up" :)

    BigBuck
     
  6. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

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    Cute and makes a point too.
     
  7. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    Good one, and very funny, I was picturing the teachers face after the last question:D
    thanks for sharing
     
  8. 30-338

    30-338 Well-Known Member

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    Well done Bigbuck! 30-338