> > DENTURES & GOLF > > A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one > of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Basil > for a new set of dentures in the morning. > > His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone > to the very same dentist two years before. > > "Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he > do a good job?" > > The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf > course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole > hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at > least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the > testicles." > > The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does > that have to do with > your dentures?" > > The second man answered, "That was the first time in > two years that my teeth > didn't hurt."