Dentures & Golf

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    > DENTURES & GOLF
    >
    > A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one
    > of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Basil
    > for a new set of dentures in the morning.
    >
    > His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone
    > to the very same dentist two years before.
    >
    > "Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he
    > do a good job?"
    >
    > The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf
    > course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole
    > hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
    > least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the
    > testicles."
    >
    > The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does
    > that have to do with
    > your dentures?"
    >
    > The second man answered, "That was the first time in
    > two years that my teeth
    > didn't hurt."
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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