Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Dear Abby:
    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

    What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked

    for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.

    Signed: Abby
     
  2. shiredude

    shiredude Writers Guild

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    Nice one!!!
     

  3. NYLES

    NYLES Well-Known Member

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    AA+ Very good!
     
  4. Buffalobob

    Buffalobob Writers Guild

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    Dear Abby:
    My husband is a great warrior and he went to Vietnam to fight for Freedom. I am so worried that he may be killed. What can I do?

    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:

    The war in Vietnam has been over for three decades so you shouldn’t worry about him being killed. You should check his email account and see if he is having an affair with Jane Fonda though.
    Signed: Abby

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