Dave's Petition Announcement

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  1. Hunter

    Hunter Well-Known Member

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    Dave\'s Petition Announcement

    Oh no, I've just drank a couple of glasses of the stuff. I didn't know, there was no warning label. Where's Al Gore on this one? What about our grandchildren? I've been having a, well, discharge since drinking the stuff. I think I have to go back to the bathroom. This may be the end...
     
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  3. Frazer28

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    Re: Dave\'s Petition Announcement

    What's this got to do with hunting?
     
  4. steve smith

    steve smith Well-Known Member

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    You've got to be kidding me!

    Now that's funny! I wish i could see the list of names of people who actualy signed it. I'd send each one a letter stating how sorry i was that they were so ignorant. hehehe

    I mean it only took me reading it twice before it hit me what dihydrogen monoxide was. hehehehe

    Ya know they ought to add oxygen monoxide to the list, I hear it's like a drug. Once someone starts breathing the stuff, they'll die if they ever stop! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. Hunter

    Hunter Well-Known Member

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    Well, you can go hunting without a sense of humor, but it won't happen without dihydrogen oxide. You won't get a whole lot of hydrostatic shock from your Matchkings without it either.

    Just sign the petition. Do it for the children.

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  6. Dave King

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    The petition announcement was placed here on 01 April 2007, we figured April First deserved a little something extra.

    You all can wait until next year about this time for another important posting of some sort. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  7. edge

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    I found a lot of it in the particular brand of beer that I was drinking, fortunately after about 30 beers my body rejected the whole lot. It does leave you with a bad headache so be careful /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  8. Stormrider

    Stormrider Well-Known Member

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    That was a really good laugh...
     
  9. Southpaw

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    Penn and Teller had college studens (female ones at that ) circulatining this patitionin in Vegas I beleive.

    It has never ceaced to amaze me,to the extreme "whatever" a pereson will do just to HUMOR

    This is my first post and I have to say I feel like we are a good group of guys. After lurking for weeeks I signed up---Dont know one of you----THIS IS BETTER THAN FAMILY!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  10. jwp475

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    Welcome aboard..........[​IMG]
     
  11. royinidaho

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    Dave,

    Holey Crap!!! its everywhere!!!!!! I'm shocked!!!!!

    What about those people that can be fooled ALL of the time /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Facts, yeah right!