Conversing with a spouse

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
    "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three
    buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her
    cleavage created by a soft, silky pushup bra and pulled
    out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

    He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and
    smiled approvingly.

    She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all
    crumpled up?" "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone
    in his voice.

    She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her
    skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties
    and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

    He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started
    breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

    "Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars
    all crumpled up?"

    "No way" he said becoming even more aroused and
    excited to which she replied:

    "Go look in the garage."
     
  2. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

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    That was...unexpected
     

  3. PhulesAu

    PhulesAu Well-Known Member

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    Uh... UH...