Confucius Says:

Discussion in 'Humor' started by FEENIX, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernail.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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