***church humor***

Discussion in 'Humor' started by bigbuck, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. bigbuck

    bigbuck Well-Known Member

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    A man and his wife had an argument and weren't speaking. Sunddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. to go hunting. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper,' " Please wake me at 5 a.m. ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up to discover it was 9 a.m. and he missed a day's hunt. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. It said, "It's 5 a.m.; WAKE UP!"

    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath. Eph. 4:26 KJB


    How true !


    BigBuck
     
  2. bigngreen

    bigngreen Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D
     

  3. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

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    Pay back's a B...guess she showed him.:D
     
  4. 4given

    4given Active Member

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    Colossians



    3:19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
     
  5. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    Funny story.
    I would have been in a bad mood after that one!!!