~The Wal-Mart Cat~ Catshooter, while out gopher hunting spots a cat hiding in the grass and accidentally shoots off the tail of this cat After being shot, the cat runs up to Catshooter with a tear in his eye holding his tail in his paw. Being the kind, mellow old gent that he really is, Catshooter rushes the cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? Scroll down V V V V V V V V Are you ready for this? V V V V Are you sure? V V V V All right! Here goes! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! ïGOTCHA!!!