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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 697246" data-attributes="member: 28381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was still missing something that would make him the best. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One night, as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. So the young fella went over to the old man and told him his dream. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The old man looked him up and down and said, "I have a suggestion that is sure to help." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Tell me, tell me," said the young man. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Definitely," said the old man. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The young gunman did what he was told, then in a flash he drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano player. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Wow, that really helped. Do you have any more suggestions?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Yeah, if you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun will come out smoother." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"It sure will," said the old man. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The young guy did what he was told, drew his gun in a blur and shot the cufflink off the piano player. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"This is really helping me. Is there anything else you can share with me?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"One more thing," said the old man, "Get that can of axle grease off that wagon outside and rub it all over your gun." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The young man didn't hesitate but started putting the grease just on the barrel of the gun. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"No, the whole gun, handle and everything," said the old man. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"No," said the old man, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that piano he's going to shove that gun up your ***, and it won't hurt as much." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 697246, member: 28381"] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was still missing something that would make him the best. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]One night, as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. So the young fella went over to the old man and told him his dream. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]The old man looked him up and down and said, "I have a suggestion that is sure to help." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Tell me, tell me," said the young man. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Definitely," said the old man. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]The young gunman did what he was told, then in a flash he drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano player. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Wow, that really helped. Do you have any more suggestions?" [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Yeah, if you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun will come out smoother." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"It sure will," said the old man. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]The young guy did what he was told, drew his gun in a blur and shot the cufflink off the piano player. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"This is really helping me. Is there anything else you can share with me?" [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"One more thing," said the old man, "Get that can of axle grease off that wagon outside and rub it all over your gun." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]The young man didn't hesitate but started putting the grease just on the barrel of the gun. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"No, the whole gun, handle and everything," said the old man. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]"No," said the old man, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that piano he's going to shove that gun up your ***, and it won't hurt as much." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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