Best Head Stone Contest

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Bowhunter57, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. Bowhunter57

    Bowhunter57 Well-Known Member

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    Best Head Stone Contest

    Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.

    I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
    His five rules for a happy life are below.

    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.