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<blockquote data-quote="Veteran" data-source="post: 2307570" data-attributes="member: 118038"><p>Just to close this thread w a liitle humor......the local sanitorium just knocked on my door.</p><p></p><p>Two big guys all dressed in white, inquired if I had been monitoring the thread: " Ballistics Calculator" on LRH? I said why do you ask?</p><p></p><p>They replied, ok, which straight jacket do you prefer? We have the </p><p>JBM , The Applied Ballistics, or we can give you the Russian version of the Strelock? I said what is the Russian Version? What does that mean?</p><p></p><p>They grabbed me and wrestled me into it and I'm being hauled off in the padded wagon ( I think that's where paddy wagon came from).</p><p></p><p>Come to find out, no matter what you tell it in any language, even trying cuss words in 4 languages, this **** Strelock Straight jacket just won't talk back or make sense!</p><p></p><p>I'm now writing this from my padded cell, pecking it out with my nose one key at a time......so please excuse any spelling errors and such....Strelock put me here....Dang Russian Counterintelligence fake propaganda physics models and vodka! I'm scrambled eggs for life.</p><p></p><p>No more reloading!<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face :slight_smile:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" data-shortname=":slight_smile:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Veteran, post: 2307570, member: 118038"] Just to close this thread w a liitle humor......the local sanitorium just knocked on my door. Two big guys all dressed in white, inquired if I had been monitoring the thread: " Ballistics Calculator" on LRH? I said why do you ask? They replied, ok, which straight jacket do you prefer? We have the JBM , The Applied Ballistics, or we can give you the Russian version of the Strelock? I said what is the Russian Version? What does that mean? They grabbed me and wrestled me into it and I'm being hauled off in the padded wagon ( I think that's where paddy wagon came from). Come to find out, no matter what you tell it in any language, even trying cuss words in 4 languages, this **** Strelock Straight jacket just won't talk back or make sense! I'm now writing this from my padded cell, pecking it out with my nose one key at a time......so please excuse any spelling errors and such....Strelock put me here....Dang Russian Counterintelligence fake propaganda physics models and vodka! I'm scrambled eggs for life. No more reloading!🙂 [/QUOTE]
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