Bad start to a morning..

[philny1]

Bad start to a morning..
....
On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car.
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor bastard.
He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy"
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
That's how the fight started...

 

[BigDaddy0381]

Holy crap thats funnie I just spat coffe everywhere.made my day man Thanks

 

[Tom in SWNY]

I sent that little story

And this was the reply:

Hey,
Obviously I haven't turned on this machine for quite some time. . it has to be about 4 to 5 weeks! On your way to the office?? Have you started up a new profession? Sorry to hear about your accident, but glad to see that you were able to get out of your vehicle and not lose your sense of humor. Where was the accident and hopefully not too much damage? Dwarf??? Are you kidding me?

They just called to see if I was hurt. I can't stop laughing, they sent me a get well card.