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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 939405" data-attributes="member: 28381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When I saw this today, I immediately thought of Roy and his Jack in Idaho. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>The Preacher's ***</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in theraces. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S *** SHOWS</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time won. The paper read: PREACHER'S *** OUT FRONT</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The next paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ***</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST *** INTOWN</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would haveto get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.00</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** ISWILD AND FREE</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The bishop was buried the next day.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 939405, member: 28381"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]When I saw this today, I immediately thought of Roy and his Jack in Idaho. [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][B]The Preacher's ***[/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in theraces. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S *** SHOWS[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time won. The paper read: PREACHER'S *** OUT FRONT[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The next paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ***[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST *** INTOWN[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would haveto get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.00[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** ISWILD AND FREE[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The bishop was buried the next day.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3].[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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