Another tale about an Ass

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Wile E Coyote, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. Wile E Coyote

    Wile E Coyote Well-Known Member

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    When I saw this today, I immediately thought of Roy and his Jack in Idaho.



    The Preacher's Ass

    A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in theraces. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

    The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The next paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS INTOWN

    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would haveto get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS ISWILD AND FREE

    The bishop was buried the next day.


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  2. briar rabbit

    briar rabbit Well-Known Member

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    Hey-thanks, I really enjoyed it. I even forwarded it to my Pastor.
     

  3. HARPERC

    HARPERC Well-Known Member

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  4. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

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    That is GOOD!
     
  5. notajeep

    notajeep Well-Known Member

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    Loved it!
     
  6. Aged1

    Aged1 New Member

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    Used to own a LARGE white donkey

    We bought Sally to protect our goats from what ever came in the night to kill the baby goats.....worked well! But Sally was larger than the average donkey, pure white, and when people came to see my LARGE WHITE ASS they were sure relieved to just see Sally. :cool: