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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 1055977" data-attributes="member: 28381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">A Canadian, a Muslim and a White Trash Biker</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">are all walking together one day.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">The muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">can come into our precious land.'</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">The Biker says, 'I am very curious.</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">Please tell me more about this wall.'</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">it's virtually impenetrable.'</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">The Biker sits down on his Harley,</span> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">cracks a beer,</span> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">lights a cigar,</span> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000A0">smiles and says,</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">'Fill it with water.'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">AAhhh! I love a happy ending!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red">Pete</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: red"></span> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 1055977, member: 28381"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000A0]A Canadian, a Muslim and a White Trash Biker[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [COLOR=#0000A0]are all walking together one day.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]The muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]can come into our precious land.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]The Biker says, 'I am very curious.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]Please tell me more about this wall.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]it's virtually impenetrable.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]The Biker sits down on his Harley,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]cracks a beer,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]lights a cigar,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000A0]smiles and says,[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]'Fill it with water.' AAhhh! I love a happy ending! Pete [/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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