Always ask, never assume!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly
    used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter
    a flight.

    He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for
    him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted
    a plane warming up outside a hanger.

    He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,
    and shouted, "Let's go". The pilot taxied out, swung the
    plane into the wind and took off.

    Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
    "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take
    pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

    "Why?" asked the pilot.

    "Because I'm a photographer for CNN.. he responded, and
    I need to get some close up shots."

    The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he
    stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is . . .
    You're NOT my flight instructor?
     
  2. sniperjwt

    sniperjwt Well-Known Member

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    very good. i really like this one
     

  3. cowboy

    cowboy Well-Known Member

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    Good One - Please pass the $ss wipe.
     
  4. eyeballjr

    eyeballjr Well-Known Member

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    At least you would have some good before pictures, too bad someone else would have to take the after pictures lol

    Ron White was right, they are heading to the scene of the crash, and they will probably get their before the ambulances