A US Marine was attending some colleg courses between assignments , he had reciently completed missions in Afghanistan and Iraq. One of his course professors was a vowed atheist and a mamber of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he walked in looked at the ceiling and flatly stated " God if you are real , then I want you to knock me off this platform , I'll give you exactly 15 minutes". The lecture room fell silent , you could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor said "Here I am God still waiting". It got down to the last couple minutes when the Marine got out of his seat went up to the professor and cold cocked him , kncoking him off the platform the professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat their , silently. the class was shocked and stunned but just sat their in silence. The professor eventualy came to , noticeably shaken he looked at the Marine and asked "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine replied calmly " God was to busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid [censored] and act like an ass , so he sent me !!!"