A little feller from east Texas

Discussion in 'Humor' started by J E Custom, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party canidate, is for
    banning all guns in america.

    He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than
    just a little self-rightous.

    At a recent rural elementary school assembly in east Texas, He asked
    the audience for total quiet. Then,in silence he started to slowly clap
    his hands every few seconds,holding the audience in total silence.

    Then he spoke into the microphone, "Children,every time I clap my hands
    together, a child in america dies from gun violence."

    Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud east Texas drawl pierced the quiet
    and said : "WELL, DUMB-ASS, STOP CLAPPING !"

    J E CUSTOM
     
  2. ol mike

    ol mike Well-Known Member

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    Now that right there was funny -good one JE.



    And NO i didn't just get it.[see date of post]
     

  3. 1357MAG

    1357MAG Well-Known Member

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    JE,
    Do you mind if I copy this and send it to my friends? I loved it! :D