Re: Swap of a lifetime!!
I have the answer to all yalls prayers....... A mushroom hunt! Damn it jump on board. This offer is only applicable to "political terrorists". The journey will leave for prime hunting areas in northern Alaska. You will travel by camel with limited baggage. This will cut down on fuel cost, but surely do not worry, with the global warming who needs clothes in this region anyhow! Oh, I am so excited! Think about it, tah dah, no guns needed, just some good ol' fashion ambition. You just sneak up and sit down by a steamy hot pile of crap (as a politician you are good at the sneak, and deal well with piles of crap) and you ......sit there! Soon enough the mushroom comes to you!
My logic is, I figure the bastards, keep us in the dark, feed us full of crap, and reap the benefits, it is the least we can do.