Well, now I am retired I have plenty of time on my hands and the Natioanl Park Service needs some help. So being a civic minded individual I went to the Hearing on the Environmental Impact Statement and volunteered to save the government a quarter of a million dollars by shooting all of the deer with my bow.
National Park Service Holds Meeting on Growing Deer Population|ABC 7 News
For those of you who live in blissful ignorance, my name is "Collier". Play the video to see if I can walk, talk and chew gum at the same time!