You poor soul.
You, being a young buck, will get all pumped up about LRH that your wife will start looking at you funny (the ol' side ways glare) and keeping herself between you and the grandkids.
I heard that KY has a pretty good elk herd thus you won't have to be piling up the magazines describing western hunts.
Pull up a chair and join the chat. Some of us have stories that we'd like to tell just so we could hear how they end.
I just had a double lens replacement. Now what's my excuse gonna be.