A friend E-Mailed me this and I though it fit the current times.
Today I swung my front door open and placed my Stevens 320 on the front porch.
I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, I decided to place it in my wheelchair
to help it get around.
Then I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman
delivered my mail, the boy across the street mowed my lawn, a girl walked her dog
down the street,And quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign in front of my house.
After about 2 hours,I checked on the gun. And it was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right
where I left it. It had not rolled itself outside and It had not killed anyone even in spite of the
many opportunities that had been presented to it. and strangely enough ,it had not even loaded
Well you can imagine how surprised I was with all the media hype about how dangerous guns
are and how they kill people.
So either the media is wrong , and it,s the misuse of guns by people or I,m in possession of the
laziest Gun in the world.
So now I,m off to check on my spoons,because I hear they make people fat.
J E CUSTOM