Re: Controversial Topic And Poll: Brown Bear & Slingshots
Like the old, old story about the guy who sold bells to hippie backpackers who didn't want to carry guns but wore bells to let the bears know where they were. He told them whenever they saw bear droppings, to start ringing the bells.
"How can you tell if the droppings are from a Grizzly," asked one hippie. "Easy, just look for lots of little bells covered with $hit!